RAGE isn’t angry. He just always looks like you said something unbelievably stupid.
Nobody has ever seen him looking normal. Red fur, a torn ear, an old scar across his forehead, and that permanent look like he’s already had enough of you. Even when RAGE is asleep, somehow it still feels like he’s pissed off about the way you’re breathing.
His rules are pretty simple.
Red candle? Mad.
Green candle? Mad he didn’t buy more.
Someone sold? Mad.
Someone bought? Suspicious. Still mad.
Eventually, enough people looked at him and thought, “yeah… I get it.”
That’s how $RAGE happened.
No deep philosophy. No promises to change the world. Just a red cat with a terrible attitude and a market that keeps giving him new reasons to stay angry.
